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xaritomene (harry-toe-many); fandomer, ficcer, all-round enthusiast

timelordy-teganbreann:

eternal-scout:

secretpolice-carnation:

artofadesignermind:

Town designed to look like a drought burdened desert

that is stealhy as fuck imagine looking down on that shit from an airplane yo would never know there was a fucking city down there

((Headcanon Night Vale))

HEADCANON ACCEPTED LIKE WOAH

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thechronicferuchemist:

Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.

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emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

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madeof-starlight:

WOMAN WEARS BLACK BRA WITH BLACK OUTFIT. CONTACT THE PRESS, CALL THE PRESIDENT DO NOT LET THE CHILDREN SEE.

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officialtobio:

officialtobio:

where is that picture of a cartoon cat wearing four high heels that goes around every halloween to help people with anxiety

image

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leighpeigh:

Cats have not and will not be domesticated.

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thescienceofjohnlock:

mystical-flute:

uberfaenatic:

#the greatest #i’ve got red in my ledger. i’d like to wipe it clean. #she manipulates people’s gendered expectations of her to extract information #she conducts interrogations by letting people think they’ve bested her #by letting men think they’ve bested her #because she’s small and fragile and female and she is emotional and easy to snap in half #and then she tears them apart #and it’s the greatest thing and you’re the greatest thing and i love you #get your own movie

Must reblog Black Widow. Always.

What I love about this is Coulson in the last gif. Instead of freaking out, he’s just like “Lah-de-dah *whistles* Please don’t let this take too long…” like anyone else put on hold.

I keep seeing all the new Marvel movies lined up for years in the future but I still haven’t seen Black Widow in there and I cry for my daughter who needs this like air.

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hitimadvice:

profeminist:

Double standard, illustrated.

There it is; truth for your consideration.

hitimadvice:

profeminist:

Double standard, illustrated.

There it is; truth for your consideration.

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derinthemadscientist:

bluecinnamonbunzuh:

snowcaines:

skeletondan:

eridanxroxy:

deepthroatmom:

ratak-monodosico:

article here>

cool lol

"cool lol" tHEYRE ACTUALLY TESTING TO FIND OUT IF WE’RE LIVING INSIDE A COMPUTER SIMULATION AND YOUR RESPONSE TO THAT IS

"COOL LOL"

They’ve done the tests, and have evidence that our universe may actually be a simulation: http://www.nature.com/news/simulations-back-up-theory-that-universe-is-a-hologram-1.14328

It’s less that we may be living within a computer simulation, but more like the foundations of our universe ( the laws of physics) are written on a lower dimensional plane, and the observable universe that we see is a projection (simulation) up onto a higher dimension.

Here’s some background: http://www.technologyreview.com/view/429561/the-measurement-that-would-reveal-the-universe-as-a-computer-simulation/#comments

wait
are you telling me that
we’re in someones fucking sims game

But imagine if this happened in you sims game. Like suddenly your sim.stopped doing what you tell it to do and said “look we need to talk, I know this is all a simulation”

And then it turns into some kind of adventure game where you need to help them accomplish a quest and they have occasional breakdowns related to free will and right to exist and soforth

I would play the shit out of that game

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listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

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sixyearsofcollegedownthedrain:

airspaniel:

drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

i will gleefully reblog this every time i see it

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sunflowerta:

motiveweight:

Getting even a little bit of exercise is better than getting none at all.

Yoga

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zombres:

thebadwolfdemon:

So apparently consuming blood is illegal in Louisiana

How much blood did people have to drink before it was banned?

image

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theslothchameleonhybrid:

metrowolf:

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.[via]

my dryer is on fire. I better snap chat that shit

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SET FIRE ON SOMETHING THAT RUNS ON WATER???

theslothchameleonhybrid:

metrowolf:

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.

[via]

my dryer is on fire. I better snap chat that shit

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SET FIRE ON SOMETHING THAT RUNS ON WATER???

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